Whenever there is need for creative thinking, I always remember Richard Dean Anderson’s character on the ’80s television show MacGyver. That guy could make a radio antenna out of gum wrappers. (His character was probably originally inspired by the Professor on Gilligan’s Island).
My recipe called for wheat bran, but I could not find it anywhere in the grocery store. When I returned home and consulted the cookbook again, Peter Reinhart (author) said in a sidebar comment that wheat bran could be extracted by running whole wheat flour through a very fine sieve. Daaang. I was fresh out of very fine sieves, and it was 11:30 p.m., so I had to improvise. In order for me to be able to make this multi-grain extraordinaire bread tomorrow, I had to soak the grains tonight!
Bill had already gone to bed, so I quietly rummaged through my dresser drawer in the dark, searching for my stash of knee-hi stockings. Now, my wardrobe hasn’t required knee-hi’s for quite some time, but I eventually extracted one and returned to the kitchen. First, I slipped it over a large serving spoon. It was miraculous! After a few minutes’ work, I had separated a small mound of bran. Underneath, in the spoon, was the rest of the wheat. However, at this rate, I would be harvesting grain all night long.
That is when I decided to build a tool with a larger surface area. The results can be seen below. It was a lot of work for two tablespoons of wheat bran, and wouldn’t you know it, the multi-grain extraordinaire bread went on to become the family’s favorite, so far. Daaaaaaang.

harvesting some wheat bran–eli whitney would be proud